I need to offend people ...

... every now and then...
... to get them to act right!

I can't please every bloke in the whole world.
To think that I try is absurd... but that's what I do.

Incredible.

Some folks just need a kick in the rear ... instead of something pleasing to hear... from me.

I'm tired of leeches, who grab on and drain the life out of me.

I don't want to offend them??????
I better!!!!!!!!

I better get wise to them.... so I can be healthy, and strong, and ready for the next leech who comes along!!!!!!!!!